U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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