i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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