We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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