Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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