So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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