We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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