Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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