he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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