I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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