But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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