I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I think weed is turning my hair brown
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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