so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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