she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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You. Win. At. Life.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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