I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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