too bad you live with your parents still
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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