Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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