you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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