Small penises have feelings too.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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