Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We have so much sex to catch up on
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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