dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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