And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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