scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
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