i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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