Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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