There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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