get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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