I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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