he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
ok first of all what the fuck
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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