I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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