About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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