fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If that was your dad, he is hot
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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