its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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