a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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