Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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