Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Randomize
