If you die in college, do you die in real life?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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