It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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