this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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