Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
she peed on how many people?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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