Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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