I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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