lets start a swedish sibling band together
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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