Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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