you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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