this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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