Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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