I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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