Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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