my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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