is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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