he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
