if you like me you must not know who I am
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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