drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You pole danced in your parka.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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